redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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