Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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