Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I touched a dick in church today
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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