So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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