dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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