Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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