Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she told me i tasted like america
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
