Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
bring money and cleavage
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize