bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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