I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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