Your mouth is God's brothel.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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