what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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