Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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