is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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