i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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