Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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