How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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