Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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