Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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