does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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