I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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