Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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