you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The air taste purple.
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