problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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