do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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