Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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