Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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