am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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