YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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