they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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