i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
