Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I supernannyed him into submission
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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