Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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