i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
