Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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