His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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