Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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