She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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