dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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