The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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