I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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