She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
operation have a gay friend backfired
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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