There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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