Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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