You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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