i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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