It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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