I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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