Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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