her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The Olympian is in my bed
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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