Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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