Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
