Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize