she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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