Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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