You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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