did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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