dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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