you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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