well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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