If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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